HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV HUMAN, ROBERT (aka mrwoofless)
enjoy your day you dumb little muffin, I love you loads :+)
Woof: How badass do we look with the skeleton faces on?
Preston: I don't know if you look THAT cool cause you got your hair sticking out---
Woof: (laughs) You know what I remind myself of?
Woof: (Starts singing Poker face by Lady Gaga)
Preston: Ah, my Gawd. No. no, absolutely not! We're not doing this!
Woof: (singing) They see me running in the f-faction world~! Da da da da killing ev'rybody with my poker face~ Da da da--
(Preston lights him on fire)
Preston: Aww there's this cute mini Enderman over here!- oh god I looked at him. Why did I do that?!
Woof: Really Preston?!
Preston: HE WAS CUTE! HE WAS CUTE! OK?! What do you want from me??
Woof: Doesn't mean you have to look into its soul!
Preston: Yea it does! You looked at me when you saw me! I was cute, wasn't I?
Woof: Yea but you're not an Enderman!